AM lawn mowing

Why is it that gardeners think it's cool to cut the grass early in the morning? Every place I've lived, some schmuck gardener decides to cut his grass early and wakes my ass up. Today I woke up thinking, "Is that a lawnmower? It's sounds far away. There's only a 3ft by 4ft patch of grass outside, he's probably not coming here." Well, he did. The best part is since it's morning, the grass is wet so his mower got stopped up 3 times on that little patch of grass. Maybe I should enter the gardening business and present my novel little idea to the board of gardening directors. Cut the grass in the afternoon! It's dry then and no one normal is sleeping!!!